No more extra free time...No more sleeping in and NOT exercising...No more looking at Asian Midget Porrrrr...(Ahem ahem)...Errrrrr I mean the World Econmic News and reading the bible.
It's time to get my sweet fat ass to work...I can't wait!
It's sad but I miss my uniforms...My weapons...But what I miss the most is the rude interactions I'll have with my partners that will probably go something like this:
Them: "Where ya been I thought they finally fired you? Hahaha!"
Me: "I got your "fired" right here and it hangs to the left."
Them: "You wish you wouldn't know what to do with that thing anyway."
Me: "Funny your wife didn't think so!"
Them: "That whore!"
Then we'll both laugh and slap each others backs...Bit childish I know...But man every now and then I get the urge to verbally battle with someone and let me tell you something...My chihuahua Lola and my cat Momo leave much to be desired when it comes to verbal insults...Mostly it's staring at me and trying to lick my nose or just meowing.
Some people hate their work...But I love it and even on really bad days I know it still doesn't even up for all the good ones I have.
Just for laughs here's me with my finger in Thomas The Train's mouth...Made him pay upfront the dirty bastard.
No more extra free time...No more sleeping in and NOT exercising...No more looking at Asian Midget Porrrrr...(Ahem ahem)...Errrrrr I mean the World Econmic News and reading the bible.
It's time to get my sweet fat ass to work...I can't wait!
It's sad but I miss my uniforms...My weapons...But what I miss the most is the rude interactions I'll have with my partners that will probably go something like this:
Them: "Where ya been I thought they finally fired you? Hahaha!"
Me: "I got your "fired" right here and it hangs to the left."
Them: "You wish you wouldn't know what to do with that thing anyway."
Me: "Funny your wife didn't think so!"
Them: "That whore!"
Then we'll both laugh and slap each others backs...Bit childish I know...But man every now and then I get the urge to verbally battle with someone and let me tell you something...My chihuahua Lola and my cat Momo leave much to be desired when it comes to verbal insults...Mostly it's staring at me and trying to lick my nose or just meowing.
Some people hate their work...But I love it and even on really bad days I know it still doesn't even up for all the good ones I have.
Just for laughs here's me with my finger in Thomas The Train's mouth...Made him pay upfront the dirty bastard.
As for Appolonius?...Shhhhhh we can't show our age old man!...Hahahaha I still remember when most of my favorite shows were B/W and color TV wasn't a big thing! :P
So true that we had all the good shit...I mean look at the new movies, music, style and shows...Most are just hi-tech copies of what we had.
Hmmmm no Dudie you are correct.
As for Appolonius?...Shhhhhh we can't show our age old man!...Hahahaha I still remember when most of my favorite shows were B/W and color TV wasn't a big thing! :P
So true that we had all the good shit...I mean look at the new movies, music, style and shows...Most are just hi-tech copies of what we had.
Thomas the tank engine is very cool. I used to love that as a kid. In fact the first 7" single I had bought for me was Jonny Morris narrating a story. I think it was released in 1969!!!
Yeah I know, showing my age........ 7" singles!!! Hahaha!!
I also loved Ivor the engine!!!
We used to make great kids programmes back then. I mean the clangers, captain pugwash, etc
Thomas the tank engine is very cool. I used to love that as a kid. In fact the first 7" single I had bought for me was Jonny Morris narrating a story. I think it was released in 1969!!!
Yeah I know, showing my age........ 7" singles!!! Hahaha!!
I also loved Ivor the engine!!!
We used to make great kids programmes back then. I mean the clangers, captain pugwash, etc
